How to write a humorous message from retreating group?

1. Retreating, I feel that everything is getting farther and farther away from myself. Before being eliminated by you, I deleted the mobile phone number of all of you and deleted your QQ.
2. Without your group, you don’t want to be distracted by an unreasonable concern, and you don’t want to hurt your self -esteem all over the body because of a goodwill reminder.
3, I left, I retired, at the time of zero, even at the end of this old day.
4, for so many years, the relationship is very deep, it is easy to let go and talk about it, so I insist that it has lost its meaning, so I can only bite my teeth.
5, I have retired, please don’t contact me anymore, and don’t worry about me, my way, I will continue. My road has always been alone.
6, I have retired, farther and farther away from you, and finally disappear in your field of vision. Take away all my blessings and concerns. No longer miss who, no longer care about who, no longer bless who, and no rest assured.