1 Cat speaks Foreign Language Mee mother took a group of little mice to walk across the kitchen floor. At this time, a cat suddenly jumped out. Cat screaming: “Mihoo! Miho!” Mess mother also called back: “Miho! Miho!” The little mice said, “Look, I don’t say it right! I told you to learn more foreign languages.”
ers are not as good as cats The cat couldn’t bear it, so he grabbed the cat and walked into the woods and threw it. But when he returned home, the cat was lying on the door comfortably, and he also made a soft snoring sound to him. The husband was so angry that he stuffed the cat into a sack. He walked 10 kilometers, turned left to 15 kilometers, folded to the northeast for 12 kilometers, walked to the west 20 kilometers, and then released the cat out of the sack. One hour later, the husband called his wife: “Did the cat go home?” “Yes, I came back 5 minutes ago. Dear, what do you ask?” “You call this beast to answer the phone, I can’t find the way home!”
3 Children and cats The child sitting at home to eat. The cat walked to his side “Mimi”, and the child threw a piece of meat to the cat. It was eaten, and it was called, and the child was thrown to it again, it ate it, and it was called. The child was angry, stood up and said, “You sit on my seat, let me” Mimi “, you give me meat!”
nThe user: Why can’t I go to the Internet! The customer service asked the situation: Maybe it’s your cat’s problem. The user: Okay, wait … Okay, my cat has let me be located outside! Customer service:?
5 The cats and rats on the computer A Jun knew nothing about the computer, but did not know how to pretend. One day, A Jun and B gathered together to discuss the computer. B Jun: Why is there a line in the mouse? A Jun: This is a fear of running in the mouse without working, tie it with a rope. B Jun: Then why is there another wireless mouse? A Jun: Didn’t you see those people buy a wireless mouse and buy “cat”? B Jun: What do you buy? A Jun: Buy “cat” online to catch wireless mouse! B Jun: Oh …
6 Lazy Model Cat A lazy man died and went to Yan Wang to report. Yan Wang asked: “What do you want to change in the next life?” lazy man answered: “Don’t let me change people, people want to work, I’m afraid of being tired.” Let’s make you a cat. “ lazy man:” It’s okay to change the cat, but I want to become a black cat. “ ” Why? “ Black cat, I hide in the dark, the mouse can’t see me, it passes from me, I can eat it. “ ” Okay, I decided to turn you into a black cat. “ “Don’t be busy, the black cats I change must be different: the whole body is usually black, but the nose is white.” “Why do you want to turn into a white nose black cat?” ” Let the mouse see me, just see the white nose. When it comes to my nose, I can eat it by the way. “
7 punish hamster The white Persian cat has been very cute and cute since childhood … Someday, the perverted owner thinks the TV is very good, and he should teach the cat to watch TV, so he holds the cat in front of the TV. The cat was dead, so the owner pressed the cat on the table and called the cat to watch TV. One day, the perverted owner bought a hamster and hoped that the cat would catch the hamster to play. As a result, the cat was frightened by hamsters, and the hamster was also scared by the cat. Gradually, the two animals became more and more familiar, often playing together, and cats also helped hamsters to lick hair. The friendship between animals is moving. This hamster’s courage is getting bigger and bigger, and even runs to the cat’s bowl to eat cans. The hamster is really too much, and the cat is very angry, so he disgusting the hamster. The family thought that hamsters were finally eaten. But the cat just nausea to the front of the TV very angry, and pressed the hamster with two front feet to watch the TV.
8 small sample The cats are walking by the river and was caught by crabs. The cat was very angry, but the crab ran to the bushes to hide it, and the cat couldn’t find it. Suddenly, the cat looked up, and saw a spider standing on the Internet, and poured it to the ground: “Little sample, you think you will not know you anymore!” The family is very lazy, and when the father pushes his mother, his mother pushes his son, his son pushes a kitten. One day, the guest came to this house, rang the doorbell, the cat opened the door, and continued to wipe the table. The guests were amazed: “Wow, the cat will wipe the table!”
The cat said, “What is this?”
R n The cats quickly said, “Hush, a little sound! Let them hear, and I should ask me to answer the phone again!”
Among the captives, one of them was British soldiers, one was French soldiers, and one was Polish soldiers. In a night, the guardian soldiers fell asleep. The three of them could not lose and were ready to escape. The British soldier went out for the first time, but he kicked the guard’s feet. The guard asked: “Who?” The British soldier was anxious and made a “meow” sound. “Oh, it turned out to be a cat.” So the guard continued to sleep. French soldiers went out and accidentally kicked the kettle. The guardian asked: “Who?” “Meow!” “Oh, another cat. There are so many cats today.” The last Polish soldier went out, and he hit the gate. “Who?” “Of course it is a cat!” Polish soldiers replied.
11 Carter’s kitten’s kittens scheduled outside, for a while, the cellar for a while. The disturbed neighbors knocked on Mrs. Carter’s door: “Why do your cats run madly?” “Yes,” Mrs. Carter explained: “I asked the veterinarian to perform surgery for it, and recently it was busy canceling the original time to cancel the original. Booking marriage. “
12 A lazy man died and went to Yan Wang to report. Yan Wang asked: “What do you want to change in the next life?” lazy answers: “Don’t make me more people, people want to work, I’m afraid of being tired.” Let’s make you a cat. “ lazy man:” It’s okay to change the cat, but I want to become a black cat. “ ” What is the reason? “ ” Become a black cat, I hide in the dark, the mouse can’t see me, it can eat it from me.
The owner of the fish shop often complains that the big white tadpole in his shop disappears for no reason, and it must be done by the thief. Everyone watched the video tape of the closed -circuit TV system in the store that the thief was a strong stray cat. Everyone decided to send me to guard the shop.
That night, the suspect came to the store with elegant cats, and two green eyes stared at me. It turned impatiently, and finally, I found me, screaming a few times at me, and took me away.
because I ate that big white baica.
The story tells everyone: Do not adhere to self -theft.
(“Cat joke · People”)
The fish shop owner often complained that the big white baicalensis in his shop disappears for no reason, and it must be done by the thief. Everyone watched the video tape of the closed -circuit TV system in the store that the thief was a strong stray cat. Everyone decided to send me to guard the shop.
That night, the suspect came to the store with elegant cats, and two green eyes stared at me. It turned around and turned around, and finally, I found me, regardless of my hardship, and took me away.
Why do everyone let a mouse fight a cat? The only thing I can do is to take this large amount of mouse medicine, and I am determined to do my best with the cat! Intersection
This story tells everyone: being a hero is actually very simple.
(“Cat joke · Rat”)
The fish shop owner often complained that the big white baicalensis in his shop disappeared for no reason, it must be done by the thief. Everyone watched the video tape of the closed -circuit TV system in the store that the thief was a strong stray cat. Everyone decided to send me to guard the shop.
That night, the suspect came to the store with elegant cats, and two green eyes stared at me. It turned impatiently and turned around. Finally, I found me. It turned over my body, smelled the west, and kicked me aside, and walked away with Dabai.
The people are fish, why is it interesting to me? Intersection I shouldn’t be greedy, eat so many poisonous bait, and kill myself …
This tells everyone: I have no competitiveness, so I live well.
Three soldiers were locked in the captive camp during World War II, one of them was the British army, one was the French army, and the other was the Polish army. In a night, the guardian soldiers fell asleep. The three of them could not lose and were ready to escape. The British army first went out, and unexpectedly kicked the soldiers’ feet. The soldier asked: “Who?” The British army was anxious and made a “meow” sound. “Oh, it turned out to be a cat.” So the guard continued to sleep. The French army then escaped and accidentally kicked the kettle. The soldiers asked, “Who?” “Meow!” “Oh, it’s another cat. There are so many cats today.” The Polish army escaped, and he hit the gate. “Who?” “Of course it’s Yu Cat!” The Polish army replied.
1 Cat speaks Foreign Language
Mee mother took a group of little mice to walk across the kitchen floor. At this time, a cat suddenly jumped out.
Cat screaming: “Mihoo! Miho!”
Mess mother also called back: “Miho! Miho!”
The little mice said, “Look, I don’t say it right! I told you to learn more foreign languages.”
ers are not as good as cats
The cat couldn’t bear it, so he grabbed the cat and walked into the woods and threw it. But when he returned home, the cat was lying on the door comfortably, and he also made a soft snoring sound to him. The husband was so angry that he stuffed the cat into a sack. He walked 10 kilometers, turned left to 15 kilometers, folded to the northeast for 12 kilometers, walked to the west 20 kilometers, and then released the cat out of the sack.
One hour later, the husband called his wife: “Did the cat go home?”
“Yes, I came back 5 minutes ago. Dear, what do you ask?”
“You call this beast to answer the phone, I can’t find the way home!”
3 Children and cats
The child sitting at home to eat. The cat walked to his side “Mimi”, and the child threw a piece of meat to the cat. It was eaten, and it was called, and the child was thrown to it again, it ate it, and it was called.
The child was angry, stood up and said, “You sit on my seat, let me” Mimi “, you give me meat!”
nThe user: Why can’t I go to the Internet!
The customer service asked the situation: Maybe it’s your cat’s problem.
The user: Okay, wait … Okay, my cat has let me be located outside!
Customer service:?
5 The cats and rats on the computer
A Jun knew nothing about the computer, but did not know how to pretend. One day, A Jun and B gathered together to discuss the computer.
B Jun: Why is there a line in the mouse?
A Jun: This is a fear of running in the mouse without working, tie it with a rope.
B Jun: Then why is there another wireless mouse?
A Jun: Didn’t you see those people buy a wireless mouse and buy “cat”?
B Jun: What do you buy?
A Jun: Buy “cat” online to catch wireless mouse!
B Jun: Oh …
6 Lazy Model Cat
A lazy man died and went to Yan Wang to report.
Yan Wang asked: “What do you want to change in the next life?”
lazy man answered: “Don’t let me change people, people want to work, I’m afraid of being tired.”
Let’s make you a cat. “
lazy man:” It’s okay to change the cat, but I want to become a black cat. “
” Why? “
Black cat, I hide in the dark, the mouse can’t see me, it passes from me, I can eat it. “
” Okay, I decided to turn you into a black cat. “
“Don’t be busy, the black cats I change must be different: the whole body is usually black, but the nose is white.”
“Why do you want to turn into a white nose black cat?”
” Let the mouse see me, just see the white nose. When it comes to my nose, I can eat it by the way. “
7 punish hamster
The white Persian cat has been very cute and cute since childhood …
Someday, the perverted owner thinks the TV is very good, and he should teach the cat to watch TV, so he holds the cat in front of the TV. The cat was dead, so the owner pressed the cat on the table and called the cat to watch TV.
One day, the perverted owner bought a hamster and hoped that the cat would catch the hamster to play. As a result, the cat was frightened by hamsters, and the hamster was also scared by the cat. Gradually, the two animals became more and more familiar, often playing together, and cats also helped hamsters to lick hair. The friendship between animals is moving.
This hamster’s courage is getting bigger and bigger, and even runs to the cat’s bowl to eat cans. The hamster is really too much, and the cat is very angry, so he disgusting the hamster. The family thought that hamsters were finally eaten.
But the cat just nausea to the front of the TV very angry, and pressed the hamster with two front feet to watch the TV.
8 small sample
The cats are walking by the river and was caught by crabs. The cat was very angry, but the crab ran to the bushes to hide it, and the cat couldn’t find it. Suddenly, the cat looked up, and saw a spider standing on the Internet, and poured it to the ground: “Little sample, you think you will not know you anymore!” The family is very lazy, and when the father pushes his mother, his mother pushes his son, his son pushes a kitten. One day, the guest came to this house, rang the doorbell, the cat opened the door, and continued to wipe the table. The guests were amazed: “Wow, the cat will wipe the table!”
The cat said, “What is this?”
R n
The cats quickly said, “Hush, a little sound! Let them hear, and I should ask me to answer the phone again!”
Among the captives, one of them was British soldiers, one was French soldiers, and one was Polish soldiers. In a night, the guardian soldiers fell asleep. The three of them could not lose and were ready to escape. The British soldier went out for the first time, but he kicked the guard’s feet. The guard asked: “Who?” The British soldier was anxious and made a “meow” sound. “Oh, it turned out to be a cat.” So the guard continued to sleep. French soldiers went out and accidentally kicked the kettle. The guardian asked: “Who?” “Meow!” “Oh, another cat. There are so many cats today.” The last Polish soldier went out, and he hit the gate. “Who?” “Of course it is a cat!” Polish soldiers replied.
11 Carter’s kitten’s kittens scheduled outside, for a while, the cellar for a while. The disturbed neighbors knocked on Mrs. Carter’s door: “Why do your cats run madly?” “Yes,” Mrs. Carter explained: “I asked the veterinarian to perform surgery for it, and recently it was busy canceling the original time to cancel the original. Booking marriage. “
12 A lazy man died and went to Yan Wang to report.
Yan Wang asked: “What do you want to change in the next life?”
lazy answers: “Don’t make me more people, people want to work, I’m afraid of being tired.”
Let’s make you a cat. “
lazy man:” It’s okay to change the cat, but I want to become a black cat. “
” What is the reason? “
” Become a black cat, I hide in the dark, the mouse can’t see me, it can eat it from me.
The owner of the fish shop often complains that the big white tadpole in his shop disappears for no reason, and it must be done by the thief. Everyone watched the video tape of the closed -circuit TV system in the store that the thief was a strong stray cat. Everyone decided to send me to guard the shop.
That night, the suspect came to the store with elegant cats, and two green eyes stared at me. It turned impatiently, and finally, I found me, screaming a few times at me, and took me away.
because I ate that big white baica.
The story tells everyone: Do not adhere to self -theft.
(“Cat joke · People”)
The fish shop owner often complained that the big white baicalensis in his shop disappears for no reason, and it must be done by the thief. Everyone watched the video tape of the closed -circuit TV system in the store that the thief was a strong stray cat. Everyone decided to send me to guard the shop.
That night, the suspect came to the store with elegant cats, and two green eyes stared at me. It turned around and turned around, and finally, I found me, regardless of my hardship, and took me away.
Why do everyone let a mouse fight a cat? The only thing I can do is to take this large amount of mouse medicine, and I am determined to do my best with the cat! Intersection
This story tells everyone: being a hero is actually very simple.
(“Cat joke · Rat”)
The fish shop owner often complained that the big white baicalensis in his shop disappeared for no reason, it must be done by the thief. Everyone watched the video tape of the closed -circuit TV system in the store that the thief was a strong stray cat. Everyone decided to send me to guard the shop.
That night, the suspect came to the store with elegant cats, and two green eyes stared at me. It turned impatiently and turned around. Finally, I found me. It turned over my body, smelled the west, and kicked me aside, and walked away with Dabai.
The people are fish, why is it interesting to me? Intersection I shouldn’t be greedy, eat so many poisonous bait, and kill myself …
This tells everyone: I have no competitiveness, so I live well.
(“Cat joke · Fish”)
Three soldiers were locked in the captive camp during World War II, one of them was the British army, one was the French army, and the other was the Polish army. In a night, the guardian soldiers fell asleep. The three of them could not lose and were ready to escape. The British army first went out, and unexpectedly kicked the soldiers’ feet. The soldier asked: “Who?” The British army was anxious and made a “meow” sound. “Oh, it turned out to be a cat.” So the guard continued to sleep. The French army then escaped and accidentally kicked the kettle. The soldiers asked, “Who?” “Meow!” “Oh, it’s another cat. There are so many cats today.” The Polish army escaped, and he hit the gate. “Who?” “Of course it’s Yu Cat!” The Polish army replied.
(Is there a stuff in the cat?)
Joke: I heard that there is a coffee called cat shit coffee, which is to let a cat eat coffee beans
Black cat grabbed the white cat’s fish, what did the white cat say? –Mow …
The is not expensive! I am waiting for you.