5 thoughts on “Seeking a cartoon illustration about turtles and rabbits jokes”
Rodolfo
1. Five yuan was kidnapped by the criminal gang and called a hundred yuan banknotes: “Hey! Your son is here, you don’t want us to switch to him by yourself!” Say: “Tear it, tear you, you don’t even have 5 yuan!”
2, a person is about to starve to death in the desert, then he picked up the magic lamp. God lamp: “I can only realize your wish, let’s say, I hurry up.” : “I want his wife …” Then disdain: “It’s almost starving to death, and it’s greedy for beauty! It’s sad!” After that, it disappeared. people: “… cake.”
3, the earthworm family is boring this day, the little earthworm cuts itself into two stages of badminton, earthworm mother thinks this The method is good, cut yourself into four sections of mahjong, The earthworm father thought about it, and cut himself into minced meat. The earthworm mother cried and said, “Why are you so stupid? Cut so broken will die!” The earthworm father said weakly, “… suddenly want to play football.” r. n4. Panda man wants QJ Panda Woman, Panda Woman is struggling to resist and vowed to death. The panda man said angrily after the failure of the panda man: “We are almost extinct!”
5, turtle rabbit race … Rabbit quickly ran to the front … …
. The turtle saw a snail climb very slowly and slowly … Say to him: you come up, I will carry you … Then … the snail came up … . After a while ….. The turtle saw another ant … say to him: You too Let’s come up … So the ant also came up. St after the ant came up … I saw the snail above … I said to him: Hello Do you know what the snail is said? Snail says: You hurry up, this turtle is so fast …….
6, a pair of men and women are eating dinner that girl has always asked the boy: You love you not love me? The boy looked at the girl and continued to eat dinner at a glance . The girl was very angry and asked again: Do you love me? The boy finally said: Love The girl asked again: How do you prove? Suddenly the boy took 30 yuan from his pocket, and asked the girl: Are you ten yuan? The girl took ten yuan to the boys … boys put forty yuan on the table for a while … Ask the boy angry: Do you want to prove you love me! The boy said: I have proved it! Forty in front of you!
7. Snack streets In found a shop that sells egg tower E each looks very delicious and delicious, want to buy one Clerk: Will this be sold alone? T clerk: No, this is Japan.
8, one day, the family was caught fire, Ma and mother escaped, and only one son was still inside. M mother shouted outside the house: “Son … why are you doing …” The son replied: “I’m wearing socks …” Mom also said, “What socks are you wearing a fire …” . After five minutes, the son hadn’t come out yet. ….. M mother shouted again, “Son, what are you doing? Come out ~ It’s all the fire, staying in it …” Take off your socks … “
9. Some people go to the river to fish
Bread of bread ~ I have no fish hooks for a long time ~ The no way he has to change the earthworms ~ I still have no fish hook for a long time ~~ n “*-%#% What to eat! Go to buy it yourself !!!”
10, a German, French, and a Japanese to work in the mine. The boss is an American. He said to the Germans: You have a good physique and you are responsible for your work. The Frenchman: You say you are an engineer, and you are responsible for mining plans. and said to the Japanese: You are thin. You are responsible for SUPPLIES. Then they started to work every other week. In a few days later, the Germans and the French found that the Japanese were gone. After a long time, they decided to go back to work first. When the Germans started working, the Japanese suddenly jumped out and called: “Surprise!”
11, “I can’t see things too far,” the patient Said to ophthalmologists. “Please come with me,” the doctor brought the patient outside, pointed at the sun in the sky, and asked, “What do you think of that?” “The sun.” The patient replied. “How far do you want to see!”
12, one day the animals smelled a smelly smell in front of the Guangong Temple. The snake said: I will not put such a stinky fart so young, it must be a cow. The cow said: I eat grass and will not put such stinky farts. The pig said: People who fart will blush. Suddenly Guan Gong rushed out and said the pigs and said, “How many times have I said, my blush is natural.
13. Someone encountered God in one day … This suddenly intended to give that person a wish … …. Me what wishes do you have … The people thought about it … The heard that cats have 9 lives …. .. , please give me 9 lives … God said … your wishes realize … One day, that person is boring … It, I want to say that I will die …… Anyway, there are 9 lives lying in On the rails … The result, a train drove over … The people were still dead … Why are this? Because there are 10 sections of the carriage of the train …
14, one day, the funeral home sent three people, which is strange that their smiles after their death are^_ ^…… The funeral home administrator asked Pol.ice very much: Why did the face after their death turned out to^_^? Pol.ice says: This … say a long … you see the man on the left … he is with her wife to spend the spring night together ….. . At the moment of the most passion … I couldn’t stand it … Hanging The administrator answered: Well … I would like to die under the flowers … . Doing ghosts is also romantic … how did the one in the middle die? Pol.ice: The one in the middle … he …. … It is really a tragedy in the world … he walked on the road … suddenly hearing his head Cai … The bonus is more than 700 million .. This when he laughed happily … but was hit by the car that came on the face … result … result .. …. Hang … The administrator replied: Well … he really has no blessing to enjoy the second half of his life of Ronghua and rich … What about this one? Pol.ice: … This dead is a bit pitiful … When he climbed up the tree, he was split to death by thunder . The administrator replied:. ….. This is a bit wrong, why would you laugh when he was split up to … pol.ice said: Because he climbed up the tree and thought … suddenly a lightning. ….. He thought … someone took a picture of him …
15, saying thousands of years ago, whether it is a male dog or a bitch, They were squatting when they urinated. until the Tang Dynasty that things have changed … The Tang Taizong has heard it! His old man raised a pair of Beijing dogs. Once Tang Taizong went to Huashan to sacrifice the sky, and brought this pair … When the sacrifice was halfway, the bitch suddenly was anxious, so he ran to a tree to solve it. R N When sacrificing the sky, this was a very disrespect, so it annoyed the Jade Emperor, The jade emperor ordered Lei Gong to fight a thunder, just hit the tree, the tree fell, and the bitch was killed. The male dog watched it. I am very scared in the future … Since then, every time the male dog urinates under the trees, he will extend a foot and support the tree hard, n16. Aries Mom often told the sheep: “You can’t swing when wearing a skirt; otherwise, you will be seen by the little boy n to the small underwear inside!” one day, sheep Sheep said to her mother happily: “Today I have a swing with Xiaoming, I won!” The sheep said proudly: “But I’m so smart! I took off the little underwear inside so that he couldn’t see my little underwear!” )
17. Taurus Selling melon hawkers: “Come and eat watermelon, don’t be sweet without money!” This is not sweet! “ (holding home, derailment and care of his own Taurus)
18. Gemini It’s! “ said:” What does the rooster have to do with me? I am not a hen! “ (Gemini with strong self -consciousness and self -thinking)
19. Cancer. On the bus, the crab said, “I want to sleep with my mother tonight!” M mother asked: “You will marry your daughter -in -law in the future and sleep with your mother?” The crab crab does not think: “Hmm!” Mother asked again, “What about your daughter -in -law?” crab crab thought for a long time and said, “Too well, let her sleep with her father!” Mom: ” ! ＠ # ＾ %
One day, in the forest, turtles and rabbits raced The rabbit run quickly, and suddenly ran to the front, leaving the turtle to climb behind Seeing a snail carrying his bulky house climbing in front of him slowly, the snail looks pitiful, This turtlely said to the snail-snail, you come to my back, let , I carry you. Then the turtle carried the snail and continued to climb forward. The climbing, the turtle saw that the ant was in front of you, the ant looked very anxious, 6 feet, 6 feet Walking quickly, but so desperately, I only climbed a little longer. The turtle felt that he was more pitiful than the snail, so I said to the ants-Ant You. The snails on the back of the turtle also said to the ants —— come up, let’s be a companion. Then the ant climbed up the turtle’s back, and the ant stepped forward to say hello– —- Snail, hello, I am an ant … I did n’t wait for the ants to finish the greeting, and the snail interrupted the ants, saying —– hey. Hurry up, sitting on his back like driving a car. The words of the snail, the turtle began to continue climbing forward … At this time, the ants grabbed with 6 feet with 6 feet. The turtle’s back, saying to the snail-really fast … The snail is unclear in the ants behind, because the wind is very large. Snails ask the ants loudly —– You just now you just now What do you say? Ant also answered the snails very loudly —— I said that this guy is really fast, just like the train on the train. The story is over, and the question is prompted, is the turtle really running quickly? —————– -Fit, the rabbit’s two feet are running quickly with jumping. The turtles are climbing with 4 feet. The turtles are much small, and there is a house with a house, climbing slowly. Which of the ants and snails is more accelerated? —– actually ants. Although the 6 feet of the ants are very small, his feet can go very quickly. Calculate the length of the distance to be farther than the snail, so it is faster than the snail. Don’t just look at the size of the snail is larger than the ants, the snail is really slow and lazy. Why do snails sitting on the back of the turtle said as fast as driving cars? —– That’s because, in contrast, the turtles climb faster than snails in a minute. It feels so strong. Why is the ant said that it is as fast as driving the train? —– That’s because the ants are longer than the snail, so he thinks, sitting on the back of the turtle is like a train on the train, driving, driving, driving, driving, driving, driving, driving, driving, driving, driving, driving, driving, driving, driving. It feels faster than a car. Turtles carry snails and ants. Is it a good thing? —– Of course, the biggest turtle helps the snails and ants who are younger than their own. Good things. This is the same when everyone played together. The powerful friends must help friends who have difficulty, so that everyone can work together to do a better thing. Why do snails agree with the ants sitting with the ants What if he seizes the turtle without sitting for ants? —— If you dominate the same beautiful things alone, other friends will have no chance to feel happiness from that thing. Only you are alone. Happy, other friends are unhappy, will you be happy when you see such a result? No, is it? You should laugh together, right? If you can’t share beautiful things with other friends, then You rarely have the opportunity to get in touch with other friends, and there is no chance to laugh together. In this case, you should share good things with everyone. Everyone is happy, you should learn to dedicate your love to Happy. So, everyone will be happy to play together, good things, everyone will do it together, good things, everyone will share together, so that everyone will be happier, and get along more friendly. Turtles, snails, ants, and three of them rush together Is it very happy if you say something? This journey must be beautiful, right?
In the past, there was a rabbit, and it ran away with a fast turtle. Who won? rnrn———–乌龟because：前面说了，是一只跑得很快的乌龟哦，跑得很快哦~~rnr n is the rabbit, and I met a turtle wearing sunglasses, race with the turtle again, and asked again, who won?
1. Five yuan was kidnapped by the criminal gang and called a hundred yuan banknotes:
“Hey! Your son is here, you don’t want us to switch to him by yourself!” Say:
“Tear it, tear you, you don’t even have 5 yuan!”
2, a person is about to starve to death in the desert, then he picked up the magic lamp.
God lamp: “I can only realize your wish, let’s say, I hurry up.”
: “I want his wife …”
Then disdain: “It’s almost starving to death, and it’s greedy for beauty! It’s sad!” After that, it disappeared.
people: “… cake.”
3, the earthworm family is boring this day, the little earthworm cuts itself into two stages of badminton,
earthworm mother thinks this The method is good, cut yourself into four sections of mahjong,
The earthworm father thought about it, and cut himself into minced meat.
The earthworm mother cried and said, “Why are you so stupid? Cut so broken will die!”
The earthworm father said weakly, “… suddenly want to play football.”
r. n4. Panda man wants QJ Panda Woman, Panda Woman is struggling to resist and vowed to death.
The panda man said angrily after the failure of the panda man: “We are almost extinct!”
5, turtle rabbit race … Rabbit quickly ran to the front … …
. The turtle saw a snail climb very slowly and slowly … Say to him: you come up, I will carry you …
Then … the snail came up …
. After a while ….. The turtle saw another ant … say to him: You too Let’s come up …
So the ant also came up.
St after the ant came up … I saw the snail above … I said to him: Hello
Do you know what the snail is said?
Snail says: You hurry up, this turtle is so fast …….
6, a pair of men and women are eating dinner
that girl has always asked the boy: You love you not love me?
The boy looked at the girl and continued to eat dinner at a glance
. The girl was very angry and asked again: Do you love me?
The boy finally said: Love
The girl asked again: How do you prove?
Suddenly the boy took 30 yuan from his pocket,
and asked the girl: Are you ten yuan?
The girl took ten yuan to the boys …
boys put forty yuan on the table
for a while …
Ask the boy angry: Do you want to prove you love me!
The boy said: I have proved it! Forty in front of you!
7. Snack streets
In found a shop that sells egg tower
E each looks very delicious and delicious, want to buy one Clerk: Will this be sold alone?
T clerk: No, this is Japan.
8, one day, the family was caught fire,
Ma and mother escaped, and only one son was still inside.
M mother shouted outside the house:
“Son … why are you doing …” The son replied: “I’m wearing socks …”
Mom also said, “What socks are you wearing a fire …”
. After five minutes, the son hadn’t come out yet. …..
M mother shouted again, “Son, what are you doing? Come out ~ It’s all the fire, staying in it …”
Take off your socks … “
9. Some people go to the river to fish
Bread of bread ~ I have no fish hooks for a long time ~
The no way he has to change the earthworms ~ I still have no fish hook for a long time ~~
n “*-%#% What to eat! Go to buy it yourself !!!”
10, a German, French, and a Japanese to work in the mine.
The boss is an American. He said to the Germans: You have a good physique and you are responsible for your work.
The Frenchman: You say you are an engineer, and you are responsible for mining plans.
and said to the Japanese: You are thin. You are responsible for SUPPLIES.
Then they started to work every other week.
In a few days later, the Germans and the French found that the Japanese were gone. After a long time, they decided to go back to work first.
When the Germans started working, the Japanese suddenly jumped out and called:
“Surprise!”
11, “I can’t see things too far,” the patient Said to ophthalmologists.
“Please come with me,” the doctor brought the patient outside, pointed at the sun in the sky, and asked, “What do you think of that?”
“The sun.” The patient replied.
“How far do you want to see!”
12, one day the animals smelled a smelly smell in front of the Guangong Temple.
The snake said: I will not put such a stinky fart so young, it must be a cow.
The cow said: I eat grass and will not put such stinky farts.
The pig said: People who fart will blush.
Suddenly Guan Gong rushed out and said the pigs and said, “How many times have I said, my blush is natural.
13. Someone encountered God in one day …
This suddenly intended to give that person a wish …
….
Me what wishes do you have …
The people thought about it …
The heard that cats have 9 lives …. ..
, please give me 9 lives …
God said …
your wishes realize …
One day, that person is boring …
It, I want to say that I will die ……
Anyway, there are 9 lives
lying in On the rails …
The result, a train drove over …
The people were still dead …
Why are this?
Because there are 10 sections of the carriage of the train …
14, one day, the funeral home sent three people, which is strange that their smiles after their death are^_ ^……
The funeral home administrator asked Pol.ice very much: Why did the face after their death turned out to^_^?
Pol.ice says: This … say a long … you see the man on the left … he is with her wife to spend the spring night together ….. . At the moment of the most passion … I couldn’t stand it … Hanging
The administrator answered: Well … I would like to die under the flowers … . Doing ghosts is also romantic … how did the one in the middle die?
Pol.ice: The one in the middle … he …. … It is really a tragedy in the world … he walked on the road … suddenly hearing his head Cai … The bonus is more than 700 million ..
This when he laughed happily … but was hit by the car that came on the face … result … result .. …. Hang …
The administrator replied: Well … he really has no blessing to enjoy the second half of his life of Ronghua and rich … What about this one?
Pol.ice: … This dead is a bit pitiful … When he climbed up the tree, he was split to death by thunder
. The administrator replied:. ….. This is a bit wrong, why would you laugh when he was split up to …
pol.ice said: Because he climbed up the tree and thought … suddenly a lightning. …..
He thought … someone took a picture of him …
15, saying thousands of years ago, whether it is a male dog or a bitch, They were squatting when they urinated.
until the Tang Dynasty that things have changed …
The Tang Taizong has heard it! His old man raised a pair of Beijing dogs. Once Tang Taizong went to Huashan to sacrifice the sky, and brought this pair … When the sacrifice was halfway, the bitch suddenly was anxious, so he ran to a tree to solve it. R N When sacrificing the sky, this was a very disrespect, so it annoyed the Jade Emperor,
The jade emperor ordered Lei Gong to fight a thunder, just hit the tree, the tree fell, and the bitch was killed. The male dog watched it. I am very scared in the future …
Since then, every time the male dog urinates under the trees, he will extend a foot and support the tree hard,
n16. Aries
Mom often told the sheep: “You can’t swing when wearing a skirt; otherwise, you will be seen by the little boy n to the small underwear inside!”
one day, sheep Sheep said to her mother happily: “Today I have a swing with Xiaoming, I won!”
The sheep said proudly: “But I’m so smart! I took off the little underwear inside so that he couldn’t see my little underwear!”
)
17. Taurus
Selling melon hawkers: “Come and eat watermelon, don’t be sweet without money!”
This is not sweet! “
(holding home, derailment and care of his own Taurus)
18. Gemini
It’s! “
said:” What does the rooster have to do with me? I am not a hen! “
(Gemini with strong self -consciousness and self -thinking)
19. Cancer.
On the bus, the crab said, “I want to sleep with my mother tonight!”
M mother asked: “You will marry your daughter -in -law in the future and sleep with your mother?”
The crab crab does not think: “Hmm!”
Mother asked again, “What about your daughter -in -law?”
crab crab thought for a long time and said, “Too well, let her sleep with her father!”
Mom: ” ! ＠ # ＾ %
One day, in the forest, turtles and rabbits raced
The rabbit run quickly, and suddenly ran to the front, leaving the turtle to climb behind
Seeing a snail carrying his bulky house climbing in front of him slowly, the snail looks pitiful,
This turtlely said to the snail-snail, you come to my back, let , I carry you.
Then the turtle carried the snail and continued to climb forward.
The climbing, the turtle saw that the ant was in front of you, the ant looked very anxious, 6 feet, 6 feet Walking quickly, but so desperately, I only climbed a little longer. The turtle felt that he was more pitiful than the snail, so I said to the ants-Ant You.
The snails on the back of the turtle also said to the ants —— come up, let’s be a companion. Then the ant climbed up the turtle’s back, and the ant stepped forward to say hello– —- Snail, hello, I am an ant … I did n’t wait for the ants to finish the greeting, and the snail interrupted the ants, saying —– hey. Hurry up, sitting on his back like driving a car.
The words of the snail, the turtle began to continue climbing forward … At this time, the ants grabbed with 6 feet with 6 feet. The turtle’s back, saying to the snail-really fast … The snail is unclear in the ants behind, because the wind is very large. Snails ask the ants loudly —– You just now you just now What do you say? Ant also answered the snails very loudly —— I said that this guy is really fast, just like the train on the train. The story is over, and the question is prompted, is the turtle really running quickly? —————– -Fit, the rabbit’s two feet are running quickly with jumping. The turtles are climbing with 4 feet. The turtles are much small, and there is a house with a house, climbing slowly. Which of the ants and snails is more accelerated? —– actually ants. Although the 6 feet of the ants are very small, his feet can go very quickly. Calculate the length of the distance to be farther than the snail, so it is faster than the snail. Don’t just look at the size of the snail is larger than the ants, the snail is really slow and lazy. Why do snails sitting on the back of the turtle said as fast as driving cars? —– That’s because, in contrast, the turtles climb faster than snails in a minute. It feels so strong. Why is the ant said that it is as fast as driving the train? —– That’s because the ants are longer than the snail, so he thinks, sitting on the back of the turtle is like a train on the train, driving, driving, driving, driving, driving, driving, driving, driving, driving, driving, driving, driving, driving, driving. It feels faster than a car. Turtles carry snails and ants. Is it a good thing? —– Of course, the biggest turtle helps the snails and ants who are younger than their own. Good things. This is the same when everyone played together. The powerful friends must help friends who have difficulty, so that everyone can work together to do a better thing. Why do snails agree with the ants sitting with the ants What if he seizes the turtle without sitting for ants? —— If you dominate the same beautiful things alone, other friends will have no chance to feel happiness from that thing. Only you are alone. Happy, other friends are unhappy, will you be happy when you see such a result? No, is it? You should laugh together, right? If you can’t share beautiful things with other friends, then You rarely have the opportunity to get in touch with other friends, and there is no chance to laugh together. In this case, you should share good things with everyone. Everyone is happy, you should learn to dedicate your love to Happy. So, everyone will be happy to play together, good things, everyone will do it together, good things, everyone will share together, so that everyone will be happier, and get along more friendly. Turtles, snails, ants, and three of them rush together Is it very happy if you say something? This journey must be beautiful, right?
In the past, there was a rabbit, and it ran away with a fast turtle. Who won? rnrn———–乌龟because：前面说了，是一只跑得很快的乌龟哦，跑得很快哦~~rnr n is the rabbit, and I met a turtle wearing sunglasses, race with the turtle again, and asked again, who won?
————— Turtles
There is a turtle
. It is dead.
There are everywhere